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Dimitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov
United States
Security Clearance: Level 4

Duties: Leader of MTF Epsilon 5, “Red Dawn” Security Director for Site 23

Location: Currently at Site 23.

History: Recruited from VDV divisions based in Chechnya, Agent Strelnikov moved around sites located in Russia and Eastern Europe before performing extensive duties at Site 17. Agent Strelnikov is team leader of MTF E5 “Red Dawn”. He received promotions for his involvement in the █████████ incident, as well as █████████. He has recently been transferred to Site 23.

Note: Agent Strelnikov is no longer permitted access to any medical facilities due to altercations with male nurses.
-O5-█

Note: Male nurses are not “babies”.
- Dr. ████████

Note: We are all aware of Mr. Strelnikov’s problems with mastering the English language. Any further instances of teaching him “fun English phrases” will result in a formal reprimand.
- O5-█

Note: Agent Strelnikov's submission for the agent handbook, while somewhat legendary around Site 17, is not to be photocopied and distributed as a practical joke.
- O5-█
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Welcome to 2013.

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Dear 2013:

Fuck you. You are off to an incredibly shitty start. I know that 2012 was a rather good year and we have high expectations of you, but seriously, try and do better than this before I start flipping tables or some crap like that.

Thank you.

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Soviet-Superwoman Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
Thanks very much for the Watch comrade! :iconsovietsaluteplz:
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BeautifulRoseThorn Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much for the llama badge! :glomp:
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ShiftyMcGearJam Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
thanks for dat watch
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cathie123 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks you!
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